THE WEIRD HAPPENINGS!!!!

jimmylazer @ 2006-07-20T14:28:00

2006-07-20T18:29:01Z

one more..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2BOApUvFpw&search=guitar

jimmylazer @ 2006-07-20T14:04:00

2006-07-20T18:04:53Z

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSLa66-lJWc&search=nintendo%20guitar%20solo%27s

sorry james.

2006-07-20T17:56:06Z

i have one'd up myself with the same song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8&search=guitar

sorry chelsea.

2006-07-20T17:51:26Z

Sorry chelsea, i've found somthing that blows your guitar out of the water..its soooo sexy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4dxoiA6nL8&mode=related&search=amazing%20solo

jimmylazer @ 2006-07-18T10:25:00

2006-07-18T14:26:32Z

first tattoo...mmmm so sexy...

...

2006-07-12T12:08:32Z

so i found out monday night my grandfather past away, they decided to take him off the respertor after being in a coma for about a week...im going up to grand falls new brunswick thursday morning, funeral's on friday...im not goign to lie this all suck very very very much....
Thanks to everyone who has been there.
James

jimmylazer @ 2006-07-04T10:23:00

2006-07-04T14:25:15Z

My mom just emailed me and told me my grandfather is going to die......im in total shock right now....it hasent even hit me yet...

fuck.

jimmylazer @ 2006-06-14T10:08:00

2006-06-14T14:15:53Z

so i thought about killing myslef this morning as i releized i had to go to work...but so far im having a good day, im getting trained on SAP today ( which means they definatly want to keep me) mind you i'm thinking abuot quiting...man i want to paint and skate..and..and drink my ass off..and hit up BOB FUCKIN MARLEY! ohhhh man, theres so much shit going down in the bread town, makes your head spin round and round, im suppost to go to heart and crown for a sitdown. goin to sip some brew until the moment where i decide i have to speew, i mean blow chunck in the trunks of punks, im talking about social rejects with all there drugs and regrets. street people, so feeble with there needle they prolly think there in a pokemon world catching a weeble. im kinda llike a catter piller slowly crawling up the piller to success cuz im so damn good that the call me "DA BEST", im not play'd out like will smith and his wickywicky wild wild west. now watch out before i shit on your chest.
PEACE

Beep that guys face...rediculous.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IM THINKING

2006-05-25T14:18:04Z

This is my last will and testiment.
Guitars: are to be barried with me
Skateboard: goes to Scott
All Drawings and sketch's of humour or any graffiti value: Jesse
My couch: the orphans.....*punchs floor*
as for my organs, this is how it goes, grad anything you need/want but my heart goes to Marianne. anythnig else is a first come first serve.
Money: half to Marianne, Half to my Mom.
My Amp: Scott Fraser.
And i want all my clothes to be burnt.
Keyboard: Mom

Fin.

to those i have conquarred ( i wish i could spell)

2006-03-24T15:30:22Z

hmmmmm, so i love the gym...like i want to look into sleeping there, that reminds me of this time i slept in a park on a bench and so did jsse, and then we went down Belcourt at like 6 in the morning ( very steep long hill) and jesse bailed andsmahed his chin open and it was mad bloody and cut up, and we had to go to a gas station to call an ambulance and i got to ride in the front seat and it was cool, and then while jesse got his stiches i passed the fuck out in a chair, and woke up and jesse was smiling awkwardly...oh...i got alittle bit off topic, this weekend should be fun, tonight im going to that "inside job" movie thingy with marianne and tomorrow darins birthday, little guys 5, pretty cool kid i must say. then after darins birthday thing its our one year dinner, im taking her out to baton rouge cuz shes got her little heart set on it, i think i should pick up a nice shirt though...maybe some cacky's..oh i want those spill proof ones. man everything should be spill proof...well not everything cuz this other time i was at the movies with jesse ad thie guy dropped his pop ( it was an extra large) on this womens back and soked her and i almost pissed myself, and jesse ahd to leave the theater cuz it was to funny, but everything i wear should be spill proof, or i could just get a bubble, ya, everyone should get bubbles and run into eachother, you know how fun that would be for about 5 minutes......Intel inside, you know when it says that theres actually a intel flash card inside of the pc...i have had to look trew so many dam computers for those parts or other parts or just andomness. anyways this is all one big paragraph, and if you actually get threw it, props, but others wise READ THIS-Im well and will always remeber the first time i said i love you ( andreas house)

Peace Nigeria

jimmylazer @ 2006-03-13T12:33:00

2006-03-13T17:34:14Z

i fucking hate this....so fucking much.

jimmylazer @ 2006-03-02T12:19:00

2006-03-02T17:21:20Z

jesse's obserd comment in my previous livejournal made me update.
Ummmmm well i got a job 8am to 4pm everyday at 12.80 and hour, i also got kicked out my house, but i have arranged to go back...ummm im still madly in love with marianne, i've had alot of shit to think about/do lately and thats about it. Update complete!

happy thoughts

2005-11-04T01:31:35Z

happy thoughts.

jimmylazer @ 2005-10-25T00:55:00

2005-10-25T04:56:33Z

im fucked, and i dont care, all thoughts drained needing to be gone again.
James

Smooth will be the style of my future...

2005-10-17T06:13:17Z

« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
holla
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i think my ears bleeding
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
no, your just high
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may-BEE
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a bee in the month of may
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
good month
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truly is...ant
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an ant that is not
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
whoa, that's my month mang. mine and biggies
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why canno bee daa mang?
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ans i cant bee daa mang?
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
I wanna be a bee for halloween
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i want to go to the well fair office and get the velvet rope....have you seen it? its ever so smooth.
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
*briefly laughs*
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
what were you doing at the wellfare office?
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going to go see the fair, "well and good mental health,bye,bye now"
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
weirded out
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
peace?
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noooooooooooooooooooo, convo must gogo, for funny sakes, i need a new lg entry dude, lets dooo it
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
haha I see what your eyin'
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ont pull on my hand boy, u aint my man boy, im just tryin to dance boy. says:
i just dont know waht else to do.
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dance...for the season of evil grows near?
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i mean iunno, im still pretty conflicted
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
LOL
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lmao
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
hahahaha
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LMFAO
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YES! ZING!
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
lolx
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ok ok, back to the convo holmes
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i feel fat and sassy.
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
I'm wearing my t-shirt as a du-rag
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im wearing a nicly woven wool/unnatrual animal killing fabrick X, swet shirt
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
Last halloween I was low on funds so I let an alligator eat me so I could use him as my costume.
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"But Sir?!" called out the younge "New yorker" journalist,"How are you telling this story if you were eaten....or for a better question..how could i be asking you a question if you've been eatin by and ali.....i take back my quesiotns sir....right?"
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
yes, I speak from the wisper of budha
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for the whisper oh such is a wonderment to man..a freedom of thought even..."
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
would shaving my armpits make me more or less manly?
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do you swim?
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
less then I would like to
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une dangdon, on le atuo mophone
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
you're so...braggadocio
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ok, now the shows about to kick up 7 notch's folks, jesse, SET THIS SHIT UP!
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
7 notchs? Last time we went there we swore never to go there again
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but i dare go my friend, for if there ever be a dull moment, i've got the scaryest thing i've ever writen saved on my caps lock....so be ware, if thou art nowt funny, your going to get scared!
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
should I wear a condom?
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like, its really scary man. so i might, i once i put it up, i wont be able to look at the screen till its gone, lol
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
lol
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
will I laugh or cry?
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depends what you find funny or sad really, i mean that differs to everyone...how does it go...to each his own?
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
I p0wn
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
haha
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...
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i hate you
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i dont have the story anymore
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
....whaat/
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
all that hype for nothing?
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cuz i coppied and pasted the conversation earlier in this conversation..
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but hey, that thing saved that dull moment pretty good eh....so i figure i did my job anyways
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thank you crl alt c
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*mINI theme song in back round
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
mini theme?
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
what's that
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for me right now its Starshine By: Gorillaz
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on loop may i add
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
you should set it so it just says what your listening to
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
I'mma sleeeeep
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noooooooooooooooo homo
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star craft
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teach me, as i beat you
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chris wants to starcraft battle you
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
hahaha chris who?
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orleans chris
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
I don't know, he might win by driving me away from the computer with his bad jokes.
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lamo!!!!!
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yes lamo...
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
lolx
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i love gorillaz man
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ya but want to play?
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
you should hear their new cd
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i want to
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
naw I have school tomorow and gotta sleep now
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soooooooooo bad
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i have it to
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
MF Dooms on their new cd
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sick!!!
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what are the chances?!?!
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
haha yeah
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this songs perfect
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like your soul...in a not gay way...*cough nohomo*cough
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
haha why would you want to hind saying no homo?
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hind=hide?!?!/////////slash//////.......d....d.d.d.dd....dot...........,,,,,,,,comomomo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,cama?????question mark
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
karama chamelion ? come again!?
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common GOOOOOOOOOOO OALLL!
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
i gotta sleep
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
peace out homie
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NO
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
DRATS
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SNAP!!
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lol
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
lol
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k, man peace out, im posting this convo
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
haha SICK
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even this part
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to the bitter end
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
i just want to say to all the people reading this, we take english to the next level, a level on misunderstand and OVERstanding.
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
it leaves standing nude and all alone.
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outstanding...teehee
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and for me and jesse, not our pictures
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not=NOTE!
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
lol truF
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peace out mang
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
*breifly laughs*
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
good night from Freightened Inmate....Number 2.
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ummmm, i dont know what my name is...
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LMAO! "..."! GET IT!!!
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
*briefly laughs, but VERY breifly*
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k,bye
« Freightened Inmate #2 » says:
toodlez
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ouriview
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im talking to myself now....
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i dont think i want to stop either to tell you the truth.
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....how about them mets....( that shit will never be funny to anyone but me) gorillaz
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another great song is thie one im listenign to right now...im not going to tell you what that song is..oh nt by anymeans am i doing so..but i will say this..its a rare song, and you will prolly never hear it unless you are some how by in by some fluk chance listening to my mp3...its good.

James' after math comment, "Now im not saying i said any of this but,...im saying it was said."

jimmylazer @ 2005-09-18T23:39:00

2005-09-19T03:40:47Z

my face hurts i look like an idiot i feel like an idiot, so im just going to type a yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
James

jimmylazer @ 2005-07-12T10:49:00

2005-07-12T13:50:03Z

oh,ps i dont have the internet anymore in ottawa...shog

jimmylazer @ 2005-06-20T02:15:00

2005-06-20T06:15:43Z

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jimmylazer @ 2005-06-17T13:11:00

2005-06-17T17:14:20Z

as chris kross once said " i missed the bus" so now im stuck waiting another half an hour..im suppost to do somehting with jesse, but randomly alex cals and wakes me up saying mar wants to chill, so i have devised a plan to get jesse to come with, muhahahaa..i cant make my appointment at 3:45 cuz im affriad to..hipocritcal eh? i must leave now, for the bus come in 10 mins..to all a good night.
bite, fright, light, might, shight (teehee)

James

weird..

2005-06-12T08:44:51Z

Umm its about 4:37 or smthing, im at this guy named rays's house...and im not even joking..after walking mar home i went to baseline hoping the 95 would still be running but nope..it apperentyl stops at 2:16...ya..i was fucked, seeing that it was like 2:40..Ao i was just sitting there compeletly ready to just wait there for 3:13mins....yep, i was cool with that..but then this ray guy, hes about 24-5ish,( no he's not a rapist douche bags, good guy.) he was like is the is the 95 still running? and i was like i dont think so, i hope so but i dont think so..and he was like fuck...and was like man this sucks, then took out his cell and walked off. And he comes back, (oh ya im pretty sure hes buzzed, but not drunk..comes up and is like man this sucks, and im like hells yes...and hes like i was hoping tto get before the last fucking one...but nope,..lol, and i was like ya, i just walked my g/f home and was hoping the same hting...i thought it ran till like three or some shit, but then i realised it didnt get back to downtown till 3..and i was like fuck. ( ya ray is about my hieght, bit taler, or shorter, didnt really pay attention, ya abit small then me.) ya anyways he goes away for another bit, adn then came back ad was like well then do you at least have some papers lol, and i was like ya man, gave him some, he rolled and we went on a journey for a lighter, so he was like yo man...this storys to fucking long lol. aske me about the rest, maaybe...but ya, im here and its now about..i have to go, bye

untilted

2005-06-07T01:56:15Z

I pass through these empty streets.
dry and desolate, nothing but gloom does greet

nothing but the empty world
no one, on this dank daff stone
the clouds, black and gray, look as though there swirled
they look down apon me, the feeling rush's....im alone

I colapse on the street, i vomit at truth.
The truth that lay before me, the world is aloof

Lost, gone deserted and thrashed
i looked up and I laughed

I laughed at the dead planet, or soon to be gone
I laughed at myself, i laughed for so long

Until my laughter turned into a cry
I looked down at the pave and said my goodbye.

I ran and i ran
I ran to the cliff, I ran off the sand
I fell to my death, then saw a dark hand

It picked up my body, and carried me down
It brought me to hell, where i put on my crown.

James Fraser

Ps, in the mood the definatioN ( damn spelling..LMAO!....ironic??) FOr quixotic is; Caught up in the romance of noble deeds and the pursuit of unreachable goals; idealistic without regard to practicality.

jimmylazer @ 2005-06-03T04:15:00

2005-06-03T08:21:46Z

well its been awhile nd my last entry was cuz spence found out my weakness...ghosts..so scary. andways, it was a thursday night, i spent most of it skating, then on the walk back to scotts house chris comes up with the idea of getting tanked on a week day. So of course i jump at this oppertunaity, chris got his bored jacked i stole some rando's bike, hide it and picked it up like 3 hours later for the way home. I tried to beef a patio full of collage ppl ( as per usual) but no one would fight me, and scott ran away cuz he was affraid of getting into a fight cuz of me. :) all around good night. Going to see miss marianne tomorrow at..umm somewhere, watching a movie for some odd class, then i will prolly want to sleep, cuz i am a lazy basterd. I got fired..i guess thats big news. meh, i will just have to find a new job. I should eventually try putting diffrent paragraphs in this bitch but hey, if you cant read it all in one big blob then dont bother reading it. Anywho, not much to report i guess.

Much love.
James

jimmylazer @ 2005-06-03T04:01:00

2005-06-03T08:04:59Z

A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewared.

Fucking spence. my one damn fear.

jimmylazer @ 2005-05-08T02:14:00

2005-05-08T06:17:36Z

Friday-12 pack behind some random school, was with my baby and others whom i hold close to my heart lol. I tried to fight so many ppl but no one owuld fight me, it sucked..
Saturday- got new deck/complete, went to montreal to see qua vadis ( it was fucking nutz with a Z ) and just got home.
Sunday- the future can not be told threw the eyes of someone who dwells on the past...

I love her, i really really do.

James to the max!

gah

2005-05-05T05:38:15Z

Im so tired, work was ruff, i shouldnt have gone, but now i have more friends at work ha? I had a smoke before i ame into the house...not good, but it calmed me down so much, is that what smokings for? cuz if so it works. I just wanted to hear your voice tonight, but you were sleeping so you missed my call but sleep is good baby. Im so tired..i dont know where im going with anything anymore, cept one thing, but thats for me to know... awww man, im starting to make more and more sense in my lj's, whats wrong with me *sigh*, im going to go jm with my bro now, acoustic love. I want to talk to her sooo bad..I love you.

Much love
James